What: 2 hours of roller skating fun When: Saturday, May 3, 10 AM – Noon Where: Royal City Curling Club, 75 East 6th Avenue, New Westminster Who: You! Why: Because it’s awesome. Well, I was all out of witty skating puns for this week, so Snow Crash would like to invite you for “Olde timey […]

This Saturday, come join Raw Meat Vancouver Roller Skating at Royal City Curling Club (75 East 6th Avenue in New Westmisnter) from 10 AM to Noon for two hours of roller skating awesome. If you are just a beginner, don’t worry, it won’t take long to get awesome. If you are already awesome, well, you […]

Hey, everybody! How are you celebrating the Easter long weekend? Going to Raw Meat Roller Skating at Royal City Curling Club at 10 AM on Saturday Eating chocolate, and going to Raw Meat Roller Skating at Royal City Curling Club at 10 AM on Saturday Eating chocolate, hunting Easter eggs, and going to Raw Meat […]

Hello, Everybody! Come join us on Saturday, April 12 from 5 to 7 PM for our last session at Thunderbird Community Centre (2311 Cassiar St.) until fall 2014. All levels of roller skater from beginner to expert are welcome. We’ll get you in seawall skating shape in no time. Next week, April 19: new time, […]

Hey, Everybody! There is NO Raw Meat session this Saturday (April 5). Instead, come to Kerrisdale Arena for the season opener of the Terminal City Roller Girls. For tickets and more info, visit: http://www.terminalcityrollergirls.com/ On April 12, join us from 5-7 at Thunderbird Community Centre, 2311 Cassiar St., for two hours of roller skating skills […]

The weather this weekend could be sunny, it could be raining, but one thing is for sure: there will be Snow—Snow Crash that is. Expect shenanigans, as well as solid tips on roller skating skills and techniques. Join us on Saturday, March 29 from 5-7 PM at Thunderbird Community Centre, 2311 Cassiar St, for the […]

When: 5-7 PM, March 22, 2014 Where: Thunderbird Community Centre, 2311 Cassiar St. What: 2 hours of roller skating drills, thrills and spills Why: To get a jump on spring! How much: $7 Who: Any one who wants to learn to roller skate and have fun Huzzah! It’s spring! To celebrate, we’re going to jump […]

Beware! Beware the Strides of March! If you want to develop power and speed as a roller skater, your stance and stride are crucially important. This session, we’ll look at drills that will help you develop the power, strength and agility you’ll need to decimate your 27-in-5 laps. By the end of the session, your […]

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