When: May 19, 12:30-2:30 Where: Royal City Curling Club, 75 East 6th Avenue, New Westminster What: 2 hours of roller skating drills, spills, and thrills Level: Open to all Cost: $12 Ah, it’s going to be a beautiful long weekend in Vancouver, and nothing compliments your cutest summer outfit like the noxious stench of wrist […]
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Raw Meat Roller Skating May 12: Sunny Summer Skating
What better way to spend a beautiful sunny day than by skating your ass off at a curling rink! No, really. There’s nothing better, I promise. Join us at Royal City Curling Club (75 E 6th Avenue, New Westminster) at 12:30 pm for two hours of roller skating fun. We work on basic skills, such […]

Raw Meat Meaty Session May 12: Asplosion Immanent
Don’t you love the smell of wrist guards in the morning? This week, join Raw Meat for an explosion of roller skating goodness. There will be skills. There will be drills. There will be jazz hands. That’s right. Jazz. Hands. Special guest coaches Tiki Time Bomb and Hydro-Jenna Bomb will unleash an incendiary mix of […]
Raw Meat Roller Skating May 5: Hey, You! Come Skate With Us!
If you weren’t at Raw Meat last Saturday, you are missing out on the amazing floor at our new summer venue, Royal City Curling Club, 75 E. 6th Ave., New Westminster. It’s so much fun! Every Saturday until August 4, we’ll meet at RCCC from 12:30 PM to 2:30 PM. The new floor allows for […]
Raw Meat Meaty Session May 5: Oh, Behave!
Or else! Please welcome guest coach Law & Whore-der as she whips our new recruits into top shape. There won’t be any shenanigans this session; Law is an Authority Figure to be reckoned with! About Raw Meat Meaty Sessions When: 10AM -Noon, Saturday, May 5 Where: Royal City Curling Club, 75 East 6th Avenue, New […]

April 28: New Venue! New Time! New Session!
Starting on April 28 and running to August 4, Raw Meat Vancouver Roller Skating sessions will NOT be at Thunderbird Community Centre. We move to Royal City Curling Club (RCCC) for the summer, but we are back at Thunderbird on August 11. RCCC is at 75 East Sixth Avenue in New Westminster, and is easily […]
No Raw Meat April 21; Come to the TCRG’s ThunderCats Bout Instead!
There will be no Raw Meat session on April 21. Instead, come to Minoru Arena in Richmond to watch the TCRG’s ThunderCats claw it out for victory (ThunderCats = Bad Reputations vs. Faster Pussycats). This is a low-production bout, which means all the derby, none of the frills. It’s a $10 minimum donation at the […]

Raw Meat Skating April 14, and Important Updates!
Important! Please read all the way through for Raw Meat updates. First of all, come on out and skate April 14! It’s 5-7 at Thunderbird, as usual. That’s the easy part. Here’s where it changes: April 21: There will be no Raw Meat on April 21. There is a low-production (read: cheaper! Only $10 minimum […]

Raw Meat Roller Skating April 7: Easter Egg Beater
In the spirit of the season, this week we’ll be making like bunnies, and hopping over cones and obstacles, among other basic (and not-so-basic roller skating skills). So, put on your best Easter helmet, pull on some pastel knee socks, and come prepared to sweat out those crème eggs. When and where? Join us on […]

Raw Meat Pie with Stephylococcus: Roller Skating Fun March 31
Mmmmm….Pie and Stephylococcus! Doesn’t that sound yummy? This week’s amazing coaches, Pie Voltage and Stephylococcus C (aka Steve) will be serving up a tasty serving of drills, spills and thrills for three full hours. That’s right, this week’s session is three hours long, from 5 to 8, and will be $7. No matter what your […]