Meatinatrix’s Award-Winning Lamb Stew: Ingredients: 1. Eager skaters, 20 or so, to taste 2. Helmet, 1 3. Wrist, elbow and knee pads, 2 each 4. Mouthguard, 1 5. Roller skates, 2 6. Sweat, several buckets as needed 7. Meatinatrix 8. Vomit (optional) Method: 1. Pre-heat gym to 23 C. 1. Combine all ingredients in gym. […]
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Raw Meat Field Trip! Join us to watch the TCRG at Minoru Arena
On July 9, our regular 5 to 7 Raw Meat session at Thunderbird Community Centre is cancelled, so that we can go on a little field trip to watch some roller derby! Join Raw Meat Vancouver at Minoru Arena in Richmond to watch the TCRG’s All-Stars take on Portland’s Axles of Annihilation. Tickets are $15 […]
9 AM Meaty Session: Kayla the Snow Crash
Kayla the Snow Crash has a very zippy roll, With her purple hair and her gnarly toes, And two laces made of coal. Kayla the Snow Crash is a roller girl they say, She was made of snow but the Meaties Know how she came to coach one day. There must of have been some […]
Raw Meaty Meaty Session: A 9AM Date With Destruction
This Saturday, you are going to haul your sorry ass out of bed an hour early to attend Raw Meat at 9 AM at the Royal City Curling Club. What’s more, you are going to like it. Why? Because you have a date with destruction. Andi Struction, that is. Expect two hours of roller skating […]
Raw Meat Lamb Session: Dance Dance Revolution
Join Raw Meat Roller Skating on Saturday, June 25 at Thunderbird Community Centre, 2311 Cassiar St., from 5 to 8 for a very special three-hour session of Raw Meat. For the first two hours, we will work through a series of roller skating and roller derby drills, including stops, falls, agility, jumping, skating in a […]
Raw Meat Field Trip! Join us to watch the TCRG at the Forum!
There will be NO afternoon (Lamb) session of Raw Meat Vancouver Roller Skating on Saturday, June 11. I know, I’m sad too. But, we’ve cancelled it for a good cause. A roller derby bout! Join us at the PNE Forum to watch the TCRG’s Riot Girls take on the Dockyard Derby Dames’ Tide Pool, and […]
Raw Meat Meaty Session: Truck Bomb of Death
Oh. My. This one is going to hurt. Prepare yourself. Mish advises everyone to wear your best funeral underpants to this one. Just in case. Tiki Timebomb  of the TCRG is coaching again, and this time, she’s serious. She’s enlisted the formidable 8 Mean Wheeler as assistant coach. Together, they just might kill us. Get […]
Where to Skate: Metro Vancouver Parks
Now that the sun has finally made an appearance, it’s time to skate outside! Yay! But where? Fortunately, Vancouver and area is full of nice chunks of asphalt perfect for roller skating. They might be miss-named as basketball courts, ball hockey rinks or lacrosse boxes, but we know what they are really for, don’t we? […]
Raw Meat Meaty Session: Hotter Than Honey
That’s right, our very own Raw Meat alumnus Honey Habanero is going to show us how she puts the heat into sweet. It’s going to be sugar and spice and everything nice! (If by that you mean hot, hard and sweaty, that is.) If you have passed our basic skills testing, or are a current […]
Raw Meat Lamb Session: Wack of Lambs
Last week’s session was filled with so many amazing new Raw Meaties! It was fantastic to meet you all, and I hope you all come out again this week. We will continue to work on roller skating fundamentals (derby stance, knee falls, stops), and if every one is very good and eats their broccoli, we […]