Welcome to our first regular Raw Meat Roller Skating “Meaty” session, with very special guest coach, Law & Whore’der. I expect everyone to be on their best behavior for our coach, and her fantastic assistant coaches: Reffweiler and Shift Kicker. That’s a lot of authority for one little rink. It’s going to be awesome. Expect […]
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Raw Meat Roller Skating: Meatinatrix Presents the Clash of the Knee Socks
All right, if you were roller skating with us last week, you’ll understand me when I say—it’s time to get a little revenge on Drop Bunny (Drop Bear’s evil, Easter cousin). She forced us to do all kinds of horrible drills, and more squats than chili night at bodybuilding camp. So, on April 30, it’s […]
Stick a Fork in Me, I’m Done: Raw Meat “Meaty†Session Basic Skills Testing
Raw Meat Vancouver is excited to announce the debut of our Extra Meaty Raw Meat  Roller Skating Sessions at the Royal City Curling Club, 75 6th Avenue East, New Westminster. Our Meaty session will run all summer from 10 AM to Noon at the Curling Club beginning May 7, 2011. These sessions are for […]
Raw Meat Roller Skating and the Three Hours of Awesome
That’s right, everyone, our March 19 session of Raw Meat Roller Skating will be three hours long! The session runs from 5 to 8 PM, for just $7, at Thunderbird Community Centre, 2311 Cassiar St. That’s a lot of awesome. Our first hour will focus on fundamental roller skating skills, including t-stops, plow stops, knee […]
Raw Meat Helmet Covers
Raw Meat has super fancy helmet covers (panties)!
How to Play Roller Derby
At Raw Meat, we’ve started to do some no-contact scrimmaging. (And it’s awesome!!!) What’s a no-contact scrimmage? Well, it follows all the rules of a regular WFTDA game, but with absolutely no hitting. This is great fun, and it’s also great practice for all levels of skater. For the technically awesome skaters, scrimmaging offers endless […]
Make a Roller Derby Girl happy this Valentine’s Day
Looking for just the right thing for your roller derby queen this Valentine’s Day? Here are a few options to light up her eyes. Spend Money Nothing says love like $800 custom roller skates! Don’t love her quite that much? No matter. There are lots of great skate gear and derby apparel that she’ll love […]
Raw Meat Roller Skating: Zebra Love
Happy Valentine’s Day, Raw Meaties! In the spirit of the day, I’d just like to thank the Zombie family for their time, energy and excellent coaching. Thank you so much for all of your hard work. And your restraint: I’m proud to say that no brains have been eaten at any Raw Meat so far […]
Where to Skate: Central City Arena
Updated Sept. 29, 2011: New time information for fall 2011 Central City Arena is at 10240 City Parkway (135th st), Surrey, B.C. View Larger Map Getting there: Central City Arena is right across the street from Surrey Central Skytrain station. If you drive, Central City has a small parking lot right out front. Times: Central […]
Important Notice: No Black Toe Stoppers Allowed at Raw Meat Vancouver Skates
Important notice: At all Raw Meat Vancouver roller skate sessions going forward, you must have white or light toe stoppers, and cover your black knee pads with white or light tape or fabric. This is at the request of Thunderbird Community Centre, in order to protect their floor from black marks. Let’s all work together […]