This weeks’ session runs from 5-7pm, Saturday 4th June at Thunderbird Community Centre, 2311 Cassiar St, Vancouver, BC. Awoooooooooooooooooooooo! This week full moon is bringing out the beast in me! And this week Meatinatrix is away, no-one can save you now! Mwaaahaha!! I just ate Edward and Jacob, burped up some glitter & pansy wolf fur […]
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Raw Meat Meaty Session: Toe Stop 2: The Rink! Rated R
This session is from 10 to noon, Saturday, June 18, at the Royal City Curling Club, 75 6th Avenue East, New Westminster. This summer’s box office smash is about to hit town… from the producers of “Pants on a Scheduleâ€, “The Good Farter†and “While You Were Slipping†Raw Meat would like to proudly present… […]
Raw Meat Meaty Session: Let It Snow
This week’s Meaty edition runs from 10am to 12 noon, Saturday 4th June at the Royal City Curling Club, 75 6th Avenue East, New Westminster, BC. Oh, the weather outside is frightful (Seriously Vancouver it’s June, get with it) But the drills will be so delightful (By delightful we may mean painful) And since we’ve got no place […]
Raw Meat Lamb Session: Ewe shook me all night long
This weeks’ session runs from 5-7pm, Saturday 4th June at Thunderbird Community Centre, 2311 Cassiar St, Vancouver, BC. ♪Yeah ewe…(insert guitar solo and generally flinging about here)♪ Sorry, I’m on a bit of song tangent this week. So, I expect you are all nicely recovered from the awesomeness of sock derby because it’s time to get […]
Raw Meat Meaty Session: Explosion Imminent
This weeks’ Meaty edition runs from 10am to 12 noon, Saturday 28th May at the Royal City Curling Club, 75 6th Avenue East, New Westminster, BC. Do you hear that ticking? That’s because this week’s edition of Raw Meat is going to be a blast! Get ready to skate and jump in an overly dramatic […]
Raw Meat Lamb Session: Sock it to me Lambs, uh-huh uh-huh
This weeks session runs from 5-8pm, Saturday 28th May at Thunderbird Community Centre, 2311 Cassiar St, Vancouver, BC. All the Lambs looked so fabulous last week! And this week were going to back it up with even more excitement! We will continue to work on skating fundamentals (derby stance, falls, stops) and get you all frolicking […]
Raw Meat Lamb Session – Two shakes of your tails
Welcome to our first regular Raw Meat Lamb (Our term for a new skater) focused session! All levels of skater are welcome, but we will focus on our Lambs in these sessions for the remainder of the summer. The May 14th edition of Raw Meat will be from 5-7pm at the Thunderbird Community Centre, 2311 Cassiar St, […]
Raw Meat Skills Test
In follow up to our posting and announcement of our Advanced sessions…. Here it is people, the official Raw Meat Skills Testing Report Card! (Draft) Raw Meat Skills Test PDF There maybe some minor changes before Saturday, but they are cosmetic. The skills as they written here are what you will be tested on henceforth […]
Raw Meat Skate Night – Easter Eggstravaganza
It’s Easter weekend, come roller skate with us! Saturday 23rd April from 5 – 8pm at Thunderbird Community Centre, 2311 Cassiar St., near Rupert Skytrain Station in Vancouver. Jesus would want you too. What? Too much? We have lambs, he’s a shepherd? No good? He also seems like the kinda guy that would be into quads […]
Raw Meat – The Drop Bear Files
The Drop Bear is out there. Ready to pounce on another exciting edition of Raw Meat roller skating! This Saturday, the 16th of April from 5 – 8pm, we will be exploding with awesome at the Thundrebird Community Centre once again! I hope everyone is itching for some super skating action after a weekend off watching […]