Where: Royal City Curling Club When: August 6, 2011, 10 – Noon Here’s the thing. Tiki’s Super Pride Edition last week was epic. It will go down in history for its profound awesomeness. But now, we’re tired. So, if this week’s invitation is less zippy than usual, it’s all Tiki’s fault. Blame her. Y’all know […]

IMPORTANT NOTICE FIRST SO YOU WILL ALL READ IT: ON JULY 30, BE READY 15 MINS EARLY FOR OFF SKATE WARM-UP!! Now back to our regular programming…. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming. Seeing we don’t drink and skate and we’re all caught up on episodes of CSI: Knows […]

Guess what time it is!!! It’s time for Pride weekend everyone! Time to celebrate everything awesome and rainbow! And we have a super special 3 hour edition to do it in! Yes!! It’s also time for a costumed session of Raw Meat! So bring out your best Pride themed costume / outfit! We want colours […]

On July 23, from 10 to noon at the Royal City Curling Club, 75 6th Ave. East, New Westminster, be prepared to be shook, rattled, and rolled. Your hands will be shaky, and your knees will be weak. You won’t be able to stand on your own two feet. You’re going to be all shook […]

Meatinatrix’s Award-Winning Lamb Stew: Ingredients: 1. Eager skaters, 20 or so, to taste 2. Helmet, 1 3. Wrist, elbow and knee pads, 2 each 4. Mouthguard, 1 5. Roller skates, 2 6. Sweat, several buckets as needed 7. Meatinatrix 8. Vomit (optional) Method: 1. Pre-heat gym to 23 C. 1. Combine all ingredients in gym. […]

16 July · 10:00 – 12:00 Noon Royal City Curling Club, 75 6th Avenue East, New Westminster Get ready to bring YOUR BIG KID VOICES! This weeks’ Meaty edition is going to be all about COMMUNICATION.Which in pack drills means, we like it LOUD; Neighbor disturbing “shes got to be faking it” loud. That’s right, […]

16 July · 5:00pm – 7:00pm Thunderbird Community Centre, 2311 Cassiar St, Vancouver, BC A, B, C, it’s as easy as Plow, Hop, T Or as simple as, Weave, Jump, Knee That’s how easy skate can be! T-t-t-t teachers gonna show you, how to get an A! … Oh Lambies do we ever have a […]

On July 9, our regular 5 to 7 Raw Meat session at Thunderbird Community Centre is cancelled, so that we can go on a little field trip to watch some roller derby! Join Raw Meat Vancouver at Minoru Arena in Richmond to watch the TCRG’s All-Stars take on Portland’s Axles of Annihilation. Tickets are $15 […]

Kayla the Snow Crash has a very zippy roll, With her purple hair and her gnarly toes, And two laces made of coal. Kayla the Snow Crash is a roller girl they say, She was made of snow but the Meaties Know how she came to coach one day.  There must of have been some […]

  Raw Meat Meaty Session: White Out When: 2nd July · 10:00 – 12:00 Where: Royal City Curling Club 75 6th Avenue East, New Westminster, BC You see her plowin’ Until dawn You’re all thinking She’s so White N’ nerdy …Think she’s just too white n’ nerdy? Think she’s just too white n’ nerdy? Can’t you […]