Whew. It’s going to be a scorcher this weekend. On Saturday, you should beat the heat with a long, cool drink of slushy Snow Crash. That’s right. Expect some chillin’, trillin’ and spillin’ from Raw Meat’s own special snowflake. This frosty former Faster Pussycat will show you her wild and wacky roller skating style. She’ll test your strength, speed, agility, and tolerance for really terrible puns.

Everyone is welcome at Raw Meat Roller Skating, no matter your experience level, from beginner to expert. You’ll learn basic (and not-so-basic) roller skating and roller derby skills, and have a blast. All of our sessions are drop-in, and you are welcome to join at any time.

All skaters must bring roller skates, helmets, mouth guards, and wrist, elbow and knee pads. Sessions are $12, and exact change is appreciated. Join us on Saturday, from 10 to noon at Royal City Curling Club, 75 East 6th Avenue in New Westminster, and have a blast with Snow Crash.

A note on our upcoming schedule:

There is no session on July 11.

On July 18, join us for a very special event: Raw Meat is celebrating five years of teaching women to roller skate! Grab your skates and celebrate with us! More details soon.

Raw Meat is at Royal City Curling Club on Saturdays all summer until August 22. In September, we’ll change time and venue, returning to Thunderbird Community Centre from 5 to 7 pm all fall and winter.